One credit = one full simulation: up to 16 grounded reactions from the 20-figure roster, the emergent thread, the verdict, and a shareable card. One-time packs — no subscription to forget about.
How do I actually buy? Run out of credits in the simulator and the checkout sheet opens; payment is handled by Stripe Checkout (cards, Apple Pay, Google Pay). Credits land on your account the moment payment settles.
Do credits expire? No.
Is this real people's opinions? No — every output is fictional, clearly-labeled simulated parody, grounded in each figure's documented public posting history. See the Terms.
What if a simulation is junk? Refunds are simple: unused credits refundable for 14 days, and we re-credit failed runs.
Team or API access? Write the desk: desk@xemulator.example.