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Pricing

Pay per pile-on.

One credit = one full simulation: up to 16 grounded reactions from the 20-figure roster, the emergent thread, the verdict, and a shareable card. One-time packs — no subscription to forget about.

First Run
$0
  • 1 simulation, no signup required
  • +3 free credits when you create an account
  • full verdict & share card
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Newsroom Pack
$15 one-time
  • 50 simulations — $0.30 each
  • for comms teams pre-morteming everything
  • share cards & links included
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Questions you'd ask before paying

How do I actually buy? Run out of credits in the simulator and the checkout sheet opens; payment is handled by Stripe Checkout (cards, Apple Pay, Google Pay). Credits land on your account the moment payment settles.

Do credits expire? No.

Is this real people's opinions? No — every output is fictional, clearly-labeled simulated parody, grounded in each figure's documented public posting history. See the Terms.

What if a simulation is junk? Refunds are simple: unused credits refundable for 14 days, and we re-credit failed runs.

Team or API access? Write the desk: desk@xemulator.example.